Soccer Game Gifts

"How did Megan's soccer game go? I've never seen such anger, violence, name calling, threats...those parents made me so mad!"

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Football Fans

Fly Football

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

The trauma of losing.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Funky Facts: Football.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Raheem Sterling

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Football