Soccer Game Pillows

"How did Megan's soccer game go? I've never seen such anger, violence, name calling, threats...those parents made me so mad!"

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Football Fans

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Football

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Funky Facts: Football.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'