Soccer Ball Pillows

Gary Lineker Twitter Row with the BBC

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Football Fans

Fly Football

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

The trauma of losing.

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Funky Facts: Football.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Football

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Raheem Sterling

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Best save I've ever seen.'