Sports Ball Aficionado Pillows

'That storm in Denver It's confirmed, Volleyballs, What's that ,,, Yes, yes, We're certain -- the size of volleyballs,'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

I love Basketball.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Football.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

A boy with a football

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fox hunting.

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'