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'That storm in Denver It's confirmed, Volleyballs, What's that ,,, Yes, yes, We're certain -- the size of volleyballs,'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

I love Basketball.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

A boy with a football

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Football.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Fox hunting.