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'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Swinging

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

I love Basketball.

Swing

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Where's my horse?'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

A bride and a groom on a swing

A boy with a football

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

A Masked Ball

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

Football fan

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"This is where I come to unwind."

Golf

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Joe Hundredaire

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'