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"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Canine conundrum.

I love Basketball.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

A Masked Ball

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"I hope this thing doesn't spiral out of control."

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Joe Hundredaire

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

Jimmy Anderson

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Extreme Bowling.

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Fetching the Ball

'It was a toss-up whether to mow the lawn or play golf.'

Javelin

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Cricket.

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"Throw it before it's too late."

"Underarm! Underarm!"

"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."