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'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

Playing Fetch.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Canine conundrum.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Man throwing stick for dog

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."

You dropped something.

'He's my personal trainer.'

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

"Come out! We know you're in there!" "Wait... this is a painted rock! That rascal gave us the slip again!"

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

'Come on Ted, you've been doing this class for 3 years now, it's time you progressed beyond the 'stick' movement...!'

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

"If he wants that stick, why did he throw it all the way over there?"

Man scraping the snow off his car greets neighbour who is scrapping off advertisements.

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

"He throws us a few crumbs, ...we eat, ..he feels good. I have no problem with that."