Stick-tossing Aficionado Mugs

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

Playing Fetch.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Man throwing stick for dog

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

You dropped something.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."

'He's my personal trainer.'

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

"If he wants that stick, why did he throw it all the way over there?"

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

'Come on Ted, you've been doing this class for 3 years now, it's time you progressed beyond the 'stick' movement...!'

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

Man scraping the snow off his car greets neighbour who is scrapping off advertisements.

"He throws us a few crumbs, ...we eat, ..he feels good. I have no problem with that."

'Have you met my personal trainer?'