Stick-tossing Champion T-Shirts

You dropped something.

Playing Fetch.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"A little help, please."

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

Man throwing stick for dog

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

Recycling

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'He's my personal trainer.'

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

"If he wants that stick, why did he throw it all the way over there?"

'RETIRED CEO? I expressly told them to refer to me as ‘Former Strongman.''

'Have you met my personal trainer?'

Clown foreplay.

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the d*mn stick."

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"One day dogs will rule the world but, in the meantime, just keep chasing sticks."

"The stick maker!"

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."