Stick-tossing Champion T-Shirts

You dropped something.

Playing Fetch.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"A little help, please."

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

Man throwing stick for dog

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

Recycling

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'He's my personal trainer.'

Dodge Ball City.

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

"If he wants that stick, why did he throw it all the way over there?"

Clown foreplay.

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the d*mn stick."

'RETIRED CEO? I expressly told them to refer to me as ‘Former Strongman.''

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

'Have you met my personal trainer?'

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

"The stick maker!"