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"If he wants that stick, why did he throw it all the way over there?"

Playing Fetch.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Canine conundrum.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

Man throwing stick for dog

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

You dropped something.

"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Javelin

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

Girl throws paper ball into dog's anti-scratch collar...

'He's my personal trainer.'

"John, how are you gonna Baptize me when you throw like a girl?"

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

"Get Help!"

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the d*mn stick."

'Have you met my personal trainer?'

Horse play a version of horseshoe throwing.

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'