Stick Throwing Expert Prints

"If he wants that stick, why did he throw it all the way over there?"

Playing Fetch.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Man throwing stick for dog

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

You dropped something.

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Javelin

Girl throws paper ball into dog's anti-scratch collar...

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'He's my personal trainer.'

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

"Get Help!"

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

'Have you met my personal trainer?'

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the d*mn stick."

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

Horse play a version of horseshoe throwing.

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'