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"We don't get to decide when they throw the ball. Our job is to just stay ready to fetch it."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

A Masked Ball

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?"

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Girl throws paper ball into dog's anti-scratch collar...

'It was a toss-up whether to mow the lawn or play golf.'

Javelin

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

"I really just need the one."

'One's a fast ball, two's a fast ball, and three's the fastest ball.'

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

Inventive Uses of Halo

"You realize they won't know the difference."

"Let's roll."

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the d*mn stick."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

Pet owners know that special relationship between a dog and his ball.

Judge's Dilemma.

The Builders Ball

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'