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"It's O.K. I'm not really in the mood, either."

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"A little help, please."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

A Masked Ball

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?"

'It was a toss-up whether to mow the lawn or play golf.'

Javelin

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Girl throws paper ball into dog's anti-scratch collar...

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

"I really just need the one."

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

Inventive Uses of Halo

"I see good things in your future."

"You realize they won't know the difference."

"Let's roll."

Judge's Dilemma.

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the d*mn stick."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

Pet owners know that special relationship between a dog and his ball.

The Builders Ball

'You're kidding right? All these years I've thought the whole point of playing ball is to see who pops it first...'