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Canine conundrum.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

I love Basketball.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

A boy with a football

A Masked Ball

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"I hope this thing doesn't spiral out of control."

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Football fan

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

Jimmy Anderson

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Men cut down a tree to retrieve a football.

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

Javelin

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Fetching the Ball

"I really just need the one."

"Sorry Timmy, you didn't make the team: Yes, you're the fastest in the school, but you have practically no ball skills..."