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'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

I love Basketball.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

A boy with a football

A Masked Ball

Football fan

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Men cut down a tree to retrieve a football.

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

Fetching the Ball

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

Javelin

"I really just need the one."

'At least you won't lose so many balls.'

"Sorry Timmy, you didn't make the team: Yes, you're the fastest in the school, but you have practically no ball skills..."