Ball Play Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You're kidding right? All these years I've thought the whole point of playing ball is to see who pops it first...'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Holiday time.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Great British Eccentrics.

Perils of the double play.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Tennis ball girl.

I love Basketball.

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Official Team Cap With Beard

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Baseball Dreams

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'