Ball Game Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Weighted Water Polo

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Football Fans

Holiday time.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Perils of the double play.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Official Team Cap With Beard

Basketball.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

A boy with a football

Trout Game

Baseball Dreams

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'