Ball Play Enthusiast Gifts

'You're kidding right? All these years I've thought the whole point of playing ball is to see who pops it first...'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Holiday time.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Great British Eccentrics.

350 Feet.

Perils of the double play.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Canine conundrum.

Tennis ball girl.

I love Basketball.

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

Extra innings.

Official Team Cap With Beard

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

All Star Team.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Baseball Dreams