Ball Sport Lover Gifts

'At least you won't lose so many balls.'

"Good game."

Holiday time.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

The Salmon Run

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Dialogue about the relationship.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Why moms make bad refs.

Playing pig

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Golf with a difference

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.