Ball Game Lovers Gifts

"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Holiday time.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Football Fans

Church for sports worshipers.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Playing pig

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Basketball.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

All Star Team.

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Trout Game

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"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

Game In A Can.

A boy with a football

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

Basketball injuries.

A Masked Ball

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Football fan

"He just married me on the rebound."

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.