Ballgame Enthusiast Gifts

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Holiday time.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

350 Feet.

Perils of the double play.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Sheltering in place.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

I love Basketball.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Extra innings.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Official Team Cap With Beard