Ball Game Fanatic Gifts

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

'At least you won't lose so many balls.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Holiday time.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Evolution.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Sheltering in place.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

I love Basketball.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

A boy with a football

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'