Ball Toss Aficionado Pillows

"We don't get to decide when they throw the ball. Our job is to just stay ready to fetch it."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Canine conundrum.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

A Masked Ball

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

"I hope this thing doesn't spiral out of control."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Jimmy Anderson

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?"

Javelin

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

'It was a toss-up whether to mow the lawn or play golf.'

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

Girl throws paper ball into dog's anti-scratch collar...

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

"I really just need the one."

"John, how are you gonna Baptize me when you throw like a girl?"

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

'One's a fast ball, two's a fast ball, and three's the fastest ball.'

Inventive Uses of Halo

"You realize they won't know the difference."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

Judge's Dilemma.

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the d*mn stick."

Pet owners know that special relationship between a dog and his ball.

"Let's roll."

The Builders Ball