Throwing Enthusiast Pillows

Javelin

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Playing Fetch.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

Gym Paperboy.

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

"Watch out, it's the Head..."

'One's a fast ball, two's a fast ball, and three's the fastest ball.'

Tantrum sex.

You're being extradited to your parents.

'Is he good or what?!'

"They're for water hazard holes."