Throwing Enthusiast Pillows

"John, how are you gonna Baptize me when you throw like a girl?"

Javelin

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Playing Fetch.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Canine conundrum.

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

I will not waste chalk kid...

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

Gym Paperboy.

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

You're being extradited to your parents.

'One's a fast ball, two's a fast ball, and three's the fastest ball.'

"Watch out, it's the Head..."

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"