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'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Pub Kendo.

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Scheduel.

Fish with Shield

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Swords for Making America Great Again

Fencing Lessons

Battle.

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

Cricket ball deliveries

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"But hey - no added preservatives!"

"Did you enter the correct password?"

Fencing Acupuncture.