Throwing Enthusiasts Pillows

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Playing Fetch.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Mood Swings.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

Stunning politeness.

'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

Gym Paperboy.

Javelin

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

We annihilated the opposition!

"They're for water hazard holes."

'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the d*mn stick."

Horse play a version of horseshoe throwing.

'Hold it, there! Prepare to be boarded.'

'On that last pitch, he felt something pop in his elbow. ...I'm a little concerned.'

'You say you broke 100 in golf? I did it at the store.'