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"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"The club scene is really changing."

Kids Playing Doctor.

Mood Swings.

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

Gentleman's Club Scene

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

Golfers lost on the road

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golf

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."