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Frustrated Golfer

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Blockbuster Billion Club

The Walk of Shame

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Gorgeous Groovers.

His master's chill-out album

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Golf Hil Divot

I'm nervous, Sadie. Relax, Darlene. It's your bachelorette party. But an all-male revue – It sounds gross. Men go to strip clubs, why can't we? Besides, this place is a classy international venue. Palais des Beefcakes? Show us your pecs!

'You're away, Doc!'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Brew Clubs

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

"I hate sand traps."

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

The invention of baseball.

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'Wash balls here.'

Red Hat Society.