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'What makes you think she's after it?'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"The club scene is really changing."

Clubbing

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

The Walk of Shame

Dance.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

His master's chill-out album

Gorgeous Groovers.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Bouncer.

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

Time-of-the-month club.

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Beer goggles, whiskey binoculars and absinthe telescope.

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"