Club Hoppers T-Shirts

"Can't you boys... read?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Dance.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

Fresh Lobster

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

Time-of-the-month club.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Bouncer.

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

'We're all gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'