Club Hoppers Gifts

"Can't you boys... read?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"The club scene is really changing."

Clubbing

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Dance.

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Bouncer.

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

'We're all gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"