Club Hopping Gifts

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'...can't you read??'

I could have danced all night!

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

Best Before 5th Pint.

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Dancing at the Clubs.

Just the one...

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'The grudge match.'

Clubbing

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Next Round Indicator

The Walk of Shame

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes