Club Hopping Mugs

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'...can't you read??'

I could have danced all night!

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Best Before 5th Pint.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Beer Stall

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Dancing at the Clubs.

Just the one...

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'The grudge match.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Clubbing

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Next Round Indicator

The Walk of Shame

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."