Clubhopper Gifts

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Clubbing

Dance.

The Walk of Shame

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Gorgeous Groovers.

His master's chill-out album

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Bouncer.

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Beer goggles, whiskey binoculars and absinthe telescope.

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

"They stay together for the money."

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.