Clubhopper Mugs

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Clubbing

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

The Walk of Shame

Dance.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Gorgeous Groovers.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Bouncer.

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

"They stay together for the money."

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

Beer goggles, whiskey binoculars and absinthe telescope.

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.