Clubhopper Extraordinaire Gifts

'What makes you think she's after it?'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"The club scene is really changing."

Clubbing

Dance.

The Walk of Shame

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Gorgeous Groovers.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Bouncer.

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Beer goggles, whiskey binoculars and absinthe telescope.

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"