Club-swinging Enthusiast Gifts

Ray Little did not last long as Tiger Woods' Caddy...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"This never happened."

Swinging

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"The club scene is really changing."

Kids Playing Doctor.

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Mood Swings.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

Gentleman's Club Scene

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Jimmy Anderson

Golfers lost on the road

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Golf

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

Time-of-the-month club.

"This is where I come to unwind."

Health & Safety Official Tester.