Club-swinging Master Gifts

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

The Walk of Shame

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

His master's chill-out album

Gorgeous Groovers.

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

Jimmy Anderson

'Your backswing's too slow!'

Justice for a heckler.

"How'd it happen?

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

The invention of baseball.

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Wrong driving range, dummy."

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

"One More Swing."

Explorers Club

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

Ray Little did not last long as Tiger Woods' Caddy...

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."