Swinging Aficionado Gifts

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Swinging

"This never happened."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Fun (circa 1955)

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Orchestra conductor

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Music Hall Dancers

Mood Swings.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

A Cow Striptease

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Stone henge swing.