Swinging Aficionado Pillows

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"This never happened."

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Fun (circa 1955)

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Orchestra conductor

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Music Hall Dancers

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Mood Swings.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

A Cow Striptease

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

A bride and a groom on a swing

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."