Club-swinger Extraordinaire Pillows

Frustrated Golfer

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

I think you're ace

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Blockbuster Billion Club

The Walk of Shame

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Gorgeous Groovers.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf Hil Divot

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Brew Clubs

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

The invention of baseball.

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.