The Charming Clubber Pillows

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Sober Tooth Tiger

The Walk of Shame

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Do kids eat free?"

Hypnotoon

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

Gangsta wrap.

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

Gentleman's Club Scene

"...And to my favorite 'Mr. Down On His Luck' relative, I leave all my spare change."

Gorgeous Groovers.

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

American Express Credit Card

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"No, I'm a transplant."

Polly Clinic.