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The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Football Crazy strip six

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Do kids eat free?"

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

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The Walk of Shame

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

Niche Extracurriculars

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

Gangsta wrap.

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."

Gorgeous Groovers.

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

"...And to my favorite 'Mr. Down On His Luck' relative, I leave all my spare change."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

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