Club Swinger Pillows

It's only a game, It's only a game...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I hate sand traps."

'Where do you think this 'oversize' thing will end?'

Cheating at golf.

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

J.D. Vanderhoot and His Trusty 'Big Bertha'.

"Nice putt."

I'd rather be in Augusta.

I think you're ace

Fore he's a jolly good fellow

"Yes you did get a hole in one on the twelfth, unfortunately we're playing on the eleventh."

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

"Oh, no! No! Not there!!"

Golf Hil Divot

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Golf cart---How's my driving & putting>

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Oh belle pute!'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'You're away, Doc!'

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"

'I could get there with a wedge...you better hit a seven.'

Addressing The Ball

'...Five, four,three, two, one....'