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Golf

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'Cannonball!'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Advocado

I think you're ace

Hay Rides $10

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

A man plays golf by the sea

The Amateur Golfer

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Call me!"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

'Where's my horse?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Ball Pool Peril

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Thursday is the new Friday

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Bumper Limos

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."