Novelty Club Swinger Mugs

Golf

Dog Walking Services

'Cannonball!'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Hay Rides $10

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

The Amateur Golfer

A man plays golf by the sea

"Call me!"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

'Where's my horse?'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'They are known as 'The Magnificent Seven'!'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Ball Pool Peril

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Thursday is the new Friday

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Bumper Limos

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'