Santa Hat Swinger Pillows

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

A man plays golf by the sea

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Where's my horse?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Mice playing double bass

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Golf Hil Divot

Golf

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

'You're away, Doc!'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Xmas

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Thanks God!

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

Guns/Blunt Instruments.

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

"Nice putt."