Santa Hat Swinger Gifts

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

A man plays golf by the sea

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Where's my horse?'

Mice playing double bass

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Golf

Golf Hil Divot

Thanks God!

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Xmas

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I hate sand traps."

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

Caveman accidentally invents golf.

Rory McIlroy

"Nice putt."

'Wash balls here.'