Sacred Swinger Gifts

Golfing Bishop.

Lady of the bath...

"But I use all of them!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

Golfing with God.

King Richard I

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Thanks God!

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

And on the Seventh Day...

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

"When did you start feeling that people were ignoring you?"

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

Phil's new yoga-golf technique was beginning to perturb the others.

Golfers' Heaven

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

You'll like playing golf up here. It's a private course only open to those who get past the pearly gates. The ball flies a long way because of the altitude! With wings, there's no need for golf carts. And the best thing is, you have all of eternity to improve your score! That still won't be enough time!

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest with you--do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

Graduation day at the International College of Fencing.

Archbishop playing golf with his staff.

Have a swinging Christmas!

'Thank God its Monday!'

Golfing Gods.

Bishop playing golf with his crosier.

Divine Golf

'Lightning bolt.'

Anatomy of a golfer's brain.