Spiritual Swinger Gifts

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Thank God its Monday!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Golfing Bishop.

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

Golfing with God.

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"He's mad at God."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Psychotic mood swing.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

Thanks God!

'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'

Bipolar Bear.

And on the Seventh Day...

Delivery.

Excalibur Golf Course.

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."

Gregorian Monks: Please turn off your cell phones.

(Ohhm Shanti… Ohhm shanti…. Ohhm shanti… Ohhm shanti… Ohhm shanti….) (Mantra Ray)

"When did you start feeling that people were ignoring you?"